EL LIBRO COMO ARBOL DE NAVIDAD
Putting Law Books to Good Use
By Joe Palazzolo
This swell tree of law books was spotted at the New York Law Institute, the oldest circulating law library in New York.
We leave you with “Twas The Night Before Christmas,” as if written by a lawyer. Whoever penned this joke deserves our thanks. It’s been making the rounds on the Internet for a few years now.
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse. A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter “Claus”) would arrive at sometime thereafter.
The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House, were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.